global warming debunked - fairfax, page-9

And for Bill Shorten, The Boys Stood On The Burning Deck comes to mind.


The boy stood on the burning deck
His lips were all a-quiver
He gave a cough, his leg fell off
And floated down the river.


Or this version:

The boy stood on the burning deck
Which all but he had fled!
His heart was in his mouth, but lo,
His CAP was on his head

Dedicated to the side of politics which insists on putting the politics into the question of global warming at every possible point.