peace at christmas

By following the simple advice I heard, while watching the Dr. Phil show yesterday (day off??), I have finally found inner peace.


Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you’ve started and never finished.

So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn’t finished and before leaving the house this morning I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of white Jim Beam, a bottle of Wild Turkey, a bottle of Bailey’s Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a packet of Tim Tams, the remainder of my old Valium prescription, the rest of the apple pie, some mixed lollies and a box of chocolates.


You have no idea how f#cking good I feel! !@#$%^&*()_+<>?":