stop press, page-11

ok, ok everybody

Kev going to Russia isn't real funny
Kev is going to save the World

YES
thats what he is doing

AND
we should be all thrilled

AS
this person is traveling around the World just to save us

AND
every time in the future there is any kind of problem
the World will call on
Super Kev to come flying in and save everybody

WONDERFUL
GREAT
what a caring person this Super Kev is
no wonder he is Super Kev

BUT
YOU the Australian tax payer
will be paying for everything
with his gold credit card
and
his endless air flights around the World

RIGHT NOW
the Australian tax payer is

STILL
fueling Super Kev

AND
his life style

NOW
ALL OF SUDDEN
its not funny
Super Kev is deep in your pocket

NOW THINKING
it would be nice
if Super Kev stayed in Russia