the most exciting share on the stockmarket

Qrl you have won the award for the most exciting share on the market. The prize was awarded due to your ability to excite holders in thinking something might happen. It is this total lack of nothing which makes it exciting.

Each day I wonder
Will our md have a plan?
Do we actually have a plan?
If I sold my investment today, would I have enough to buy a stunner meal from hungry jacks?
Does anyone there care, or have they exhausted the company so much that it is like flogging a dead horse?
Should I have bought rmr, Pex, bhp, srx, sir etc.?
Or should I have bought a villa in Bali from that naked guy on a scooter in kuta?

It is the absence of these which make this something special.

Well done management you bunch of incompetent w$nk@rs!