Ann: Becoming a substantial holder , page-29

P87 There's only one boat I'd like to see you on.

FYI P87 was a boat...

Twenty ships were ordered under the 1940 Programme. These differed from the initial five by having an external stern torpedo tube fitted, also a 20 mm Oerlikon AA gun and air warning RDF installed.

HMS Seadog
HMS Sibyl
HMS Sea Rover
HMS Seraph
HMS Shakespeare
HMS P222 which was lost before a name could be alloted to her.
HMS Sea Nymph
HMS Sickle
HMS Simoom
HMS Sirdar
HMS Spiteful
HMS Splendid
HMS Sportsman
The final seven further ships (P81 to P87) ordered under the 1940 Programme, all from Vickers-Armstrongs, were cancelled during 1943 (and were never laid down or named).

...riveting stuff eh. notice there is a HMS Spiteful in the list
the P87 would probably have been named HMS Sour Grapes

LOL... I trust you take all this with good humour P87, no more nasty TOUing please. All just a bit of fun.