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Bretto,

Have you gone crazy?

I have a Holden Monaro on e-bay. Complete with the works, factory-fitted everything, original condition, kept in shed undercover. Just a few drool spots here and there,

Photo (me in back ground) taken in the back yard while I washed it (no real point, never goes on the road, but I need the cleaning and polishing practice he he). Reminds me, - original duco too.

I'll send more photos if you need. Asking $1,000,000.

Had some interest. Some twerp came around, he just sat in his car out the front. Never got out. He just sat in the front seat looking down..real suspicious-like.

Kids reckon he was looking at his i-phone, but I reckon the "you know what starting with "p" ending with .. ", he was gonna nick it. I reckon he was casing the joint.

Some other guys wanted to go for a ride, I told them to naff-off. Damn cheek, they even wanted a ride for free. One day, if I get her started, in the future, if I ever see them in the street, I will run them down. Never happen though. I lost the shed key, otherwise I would.

Anyhow, I promised the guy down the corner a ride two years ago. I told him I had trouble with the tranny. He asked a year later, I told him I was pouring a slab out the front of the shed and couldn't do nuffin' until later. Do you have any idea those damn pavement contractors wanted to finish of me driveway? Bugger that, I'll do it myself I said, one day.

So the guy down the corners got no show until at least October at the earliest I reckon.

Anyway, this ebay is good, the offer got up to $1.88. Bit of a way to go to my million.

You wouldn't believe. Some dipsticks emailed me on ebay. Buggers want me to give them a friggin' mechanics inspection test report. You know my answer to that. Yep, go pull a rabbit out your bum.

I finally posted on ebay that I wasn't selling, I wouldn't be taken any test rides, I wasn't getting no mechanics test report, I wasn't letting any body see it. Then I pulled it off ebay. Stiff them all.

And you know what? Damndest thing. None so queer as folk, but nobodies interested.