rudd was to blame, page-13

Kevin 747 was once a household name

He really enjoyed his brush with fame

He always had the TV crew film him leaving church

In this they never left him in the lurch

But in private he had a dreadful potty mouth

And all this helped the voters send him south

He was solely responsible for starting the Christmas Island Regatta

He didn't think 50000 boat people would really matter

And in fiscal matters he was a clown

Spending billions with great renown

He used to say 'I've got to zip'

My god he gave most intelligent voters the pip.