"I think their next port of call should be tropical Manus Island. Their mates have the curry already cooking for them"
Gttrain, why not invite the Chief Surrender Monkey, Sarah Hanson and for that matter all of the Greens cheese-eating surrender monkeys too. They could have a grand, teddy bear's picnic style rendezvous on Manus Is. with their new best buddies, their 157 pre-arranged phone contacts but unfortunately most of those queue jumpers will be returned home to India so they'll miss my proposed "Rendez-vous, singes mangeurs de fromage".
