Confucian sayings. Confucius Say: It's OK to let a fool kiss you; but don't let a kiss fool you. Confucius Say: A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise. Confucius Say: It is better to lose a lover than love a loser. Confucius Say: A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts. Confucius Say: Sex is like a bank account. You put it in, - you take it out, -and you lose interest. Confucius Say: Viagra is like Disneyland...A one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride. Confucius Say: It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want. Confucius Say: A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it... Confucius say: Passionate kiss, like spiders web lead to flies undoing.