The PM AND Lappy, page-63

Lappy wakes from a deep sleep

And thinks what dirt on Tony today will I heap

Lappy thinks Tony is a creep

And some of Lappys shots are rather cheap

He cant acknowledge the boats have stopped

So all the drownings at sea have dropped

And the carbon tax is no more

That puts more money in our pockets that's for sure

One day Lappy may see the light

But at the moment this chance is slight