A lesson for all for 2015

The Pirates of Queen Street, With "apologies" to W. S. Gilbert
The "Responsible" Entity's Song is a lesson to all contemplating investment.
The PIF in this rendering is a fictitious fund the "Pensioner's Investment Fund". Any resemblance to any actual Entity is purely coincidental - after all this is so bizarre that no-one would believe this could actually happen.

When I became the PIF Irresponsible Entity
I promised that the unit holders would receive my empathy
I promised distribution of 3 per cent by Christmas time,
and quarterly payments which never ever came on line.
I was going to claim $4000 k against the former auditors,
by 45 cents from all cash strapped hol--ders.
and turn the PIF into a profitable entity
well really that I promised but did I really me-an-ity?
About the promised 3 cents I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful ways to provide to all you with my views
In short, in matters legal financial and trickery,
I am the very model of an Irresponsible Entity.

Chorus: In short, in matters legal financial and trickery,
She is the very model of a Irresponsible Entity.

I understand vote stacking both for representatives and meeting chairs,
if I underestimate the numbers I hold another meeting just upstairs.
and if I'm asked by others if I know what I have fiddled there,
I tell them that I really wanted very much to take the chair.
I'm very good at helping out associates and cronies too,
and surround myself with quite a few advisors and known phonies who
will help me when I want to show them what I want to do
but does anybody now believe that what I ever say is true?
If I do not think the votes for me are to be complimentary
I manipulate the numbers by creating my own Registry,
In short, in matters legal financial and trickery,
I am the very model of an Irresponsible Entity.
Chorus: In short, in matters legal financial and trickery,
She is the very model of a Irresponsible Entity.

When I begged you, to let me be, your Irresponsible Entity
and liquidation was the course, that really it was meant to be,
It looks as though my estimate was somewhat optomisticate
when I said 14 cents was all that you could ever contemplate
Of real estate disposal I am really quite a budding star,
for I can see a bargain for my cronies from afar.
and when the proceeds finally are nesting in my deepest coffers,
one cent for you and four for me is one of my more generous offers.
Because I think all assets now have been or are now nearly sold,
and dare I say my actions have all been so extre-emely bold
I think you really should be such a grateful grateful grateful lot
for such a meagre pittance that my efforts have ensured you got.
So that is it my dear dear friends, remember well as this crescends
That I am thought of as a bitch, but you have made me very rich.
In short, in matters legal financial and trickery,
I am the very model of an Irresponsible Entity.

Chorus: In short, in matters legal financial and trickery,
She is the very model of a Irresponsible Entity.