Puppies, the mind boggles....
The LNP mob realises that the lack of talent in the ranks is so obvious, that it won't even speculate on who the new Premier might be, because they know it's going to mean losing even more votes if they were to suggest Jeff Seeney or someone as dreary and talentless as him.
Queenlanders will be indebted to the voters of Ashgrove if they rid us of little Campbell. Go you good things!
The Barrier Reef wildlife will celebrate wildly....as they do!
