I plead NOT guilty to all the above scary actions. But then I:
- hold my daughters in the highest regard'
- don't believe in murder, not even in the name of religion;
- have never aided a terrorist;
- beheaded a Westerner, or anyone, even those who have inflicted a serious misdeed on my person, for that matter.
But I do plead guilty to seeking the company of the fairer sex, as long as they do not attempt to hide their countenance from my inquisitive, and potentially, admiring eyes, or one who is uncertain, or confused, as to their sexual place in the world.
