Today, it is Jim's birthday!
His wife wants to pay Jim back with a great surprise as he has been a great husband this year.
Doing all his chores on time and keeping her really happy.
So well, she decides to surprise him, she takes him to a Strip Club.
At the club -
DOORMAN: Hey Jim! How are you?
WIFE: How does he know you?
JIM: We play Golf together!
BARTENDER: The usual beer Jim?
WIFE: And how does he know you?
JIM: He's on the Bowling Team!
HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Jim?
The Wife storms out...... dragging Jim with her, into a taxi!
TAXI DRIVER: Hey Jimmy boy....You picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel?
And Yes By The Way Tomorrow is Jim's funeral.
See you all there!
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