Does Chris Bowen get an award for the huge amount of illegal boat arrivals that came here under his watch?
Does Wayne Swan get an award for the 6 / 6 budget deficits he presided over?
Does Kevin Rudd get an award for becoming Prime Minister twice?
Does Julia Gillard get an award for helping her boyfriend Bruce Wilson set up a slush fund that diverted union money to another sham bank account?
Does Jenny Macklin get an award for being able to live on $35 a day?
Does Tony Burke get an award for turning up to parliament every day it sits, and not actually do anything as opposition leader of the House?
Does Bill Shorten get an award for having a monotone voice in Question Time, and probably being the most dull and uninspiring opposition leader in living memory?
