Very funny. All in good humour. But I still can't see what is your problem with Unconditional Basic Income. I think I am right to point out that you don't trust what other people might do with the money. Basically at issue is that you think other people need to be instructed to work and you don't believe there are deserving poor, or you think that we need to get a bureaucrat to decide who is a deserving poor and who is not. But then who decides if we have a deserving or a capable bureaucrat, and anyway who pays his wage?