Space Yacht

It was reported today (by an unknown source) that administrators and receivers of embattled start-up Satellite company NewSat were considering a take-over proposal from the world renowned executive and celebrity yacht company Cresta Yachts. An anonymous Cresta spokesman said "My dad used to work for NewSat and he says we can strap one of our yachts onto the back of Jabiru 1 and copy the Japanese when they launched the first ever space yacht…...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...pace-yacht-Ikaros-launches-Venus-mission.html

…..my dad says that if the Japanese can do it then why not us? He also says we should be able to make a few quid out of this so hell, why not?"

Cresta's take-over offer of a free ride on an executive celebrity yacht for each and every NewSat shareholder (subject to terms and conditions, subject to availability, offer not available on weekends or on days ending in a 'y') was being seriously considered by the administrators and receivers, although it is thought creditors are holding out for additional personalised photo ops with ex Miss NewSat glamor girl and Miss Teleport 2013 runner-up Kahina (Nice Apartment) Catchya.

Unofficial shareholders spokesman Bozo the Clown was unavailable for comment due to a prior engagement at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. The extravagant, flamboyant ex-CEO Adrian (Show me the Money) Ballintine was unwilling to answer questions when tracked down at his local Centrelink. Visibly disturbed he would only comment that his $1m Centrelink payout should allow him to put food on the table until the space-yacht venture became a reality, "They trust me with the money.." was his parting comment as he hot footed it down the road…….