gourmet pasta, page-4

"gourmet"!!!!

watso perhaps your taste buds have spent to much time in your sudso-matic-watso-you-beaut washing machine.

That washing thingy is a "gourmet" washing machine maybe?

Perhaps this might help with your 'instant gourmet seafood cocktail sauce':

Gourmet /ɡɔrˈmeɪ/ is a cultural ideal associated with the culinary arts of fine food and drink, or haute cuisine, which is characterised by refined, even elaborate preparations and presentations of aesthetically balanced meals of several contrasting, often quite rich courses. The term and its associated practices are usually used positively to describe people of refined taste and passion.

Gourmet pasta, that's a big ask if you're trawling through the specials bin at woolies to produce culinary delights that night. Perhaps your taste buds have been frazzled in you bid to produce delightful food on the very very cheap.

I recommend you purchase some Quick Eze to have as after dinner mints.