Subject: Lay-offs > > The Company Manager was pondering over a hard decision. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. > > It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the Bathroom first would have to go. > > Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung over after partying all night. > She went to the Bathroom for water to take an aspirin just as the executive approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off." > > Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like s#*t." >
