A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
A penguin, an elephant and an irish guy walks into a bar. They all sit down, and the bartender looks at them and says "What? Is this some kind of a joke !?"
A San Serif walks into a bar and the bartender says "Get out, we don't serve your type in here".
3 blondes walk into a bar, you'd think the first one would notice.
A priest, and a child malester walk in to a bar, and that was just the first guy.