Creative solutions for Linc's assets?...

Ok, we know Linc has the ripped bottom hanging out of it's trousers... and can't afford shoes for it's children... but perhaps there are some creative uses for some of Linc's assets? We could always forward them to PB at Dunk Island with a goal of helping to save the company.

Other "helpful suggestions" are welcome, I'll go first:

1) Use the Umiat lease in Alaska as a eco tourism site for husky sledding? 100 couples at $5000 / week is $500,000 pa

2) ...