Monday I was second car back behind a driver asleep at a green light. I was waiting for the guy in front to toot or give the car a push...he didnt, so I leant on my horn.
I really was in a hurry. The sleepy-head eventually trickled off at snail pace.....we took off with the light turning red while we were in the intersection.
Gotta get a loudspeaker fitted for these occasions....... "What are you waiting for, retard? Its not going to get greener...".