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26/10/15

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Originally posted by 67shelby ↑

What a great day. Runners, runners everywhere.

Is this the Santa Rally arriving early? From memory, Santa forgot to come to the traders last Xmas

Oops - yep, just eight more weeks

Seeing as it's joke Monday, let's see if I get away with this:

An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively.
"I would like it infrequently ", she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered
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.
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…….. "Is that one word or two?"

Have a great night all

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haha gold

happy monday's to everyone!

i had a nice in and out of LSR [free carry forward] and an in RYGOB... lets see how the week progresses....

^see what i did there
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