Giddi up & go up ....& then down a penny

Hey it's up..no wait hang on .. It's down ...hold on its up again ...wait ; wait it's up,no it's off again .
Here we go a good day it's up a half cent maybe a penny more by close! Yeah!! Oh no it's off one & a half cents ....bummer I lost $100 bucks $40 in American dollars damn!
Right on great start two cents wow this is amazing !!!! Maybe will break the 7 cent barrier .. Oh no hold on there's selling oh no it's going down again!! Ah man what is a persons to do?? CP..." fire Marwood !! I lost $200! That's $75 Canadian !
This stock thing is crazy man..can someone help me decide what to do ?AB AKA...".dirty little boy " sell before it goes to .50 ! Someone is shorting this thing! Oh hang on I think it will go up soon.....
Get the picture ?? It's hilarious & on & on & on & on & on....oh wait I think it's up again.. Classic !!!