An irishman walks into a bar goes up to the barman and asks for nine scotches and cokes. The barman asks what are you celebrating and the irishman replies me first blo job. The barman sais thats fanstastic ill buy you another one and well make it ten to help you celebrate. Tanks very much but dont bother sais the irishman if nine dont take the taste out of me mouth the tenth never will.
