He supposedly remarked to one lady, during a college reception, "You'll soon be had as a matter of course" (You'll soon be mad as a Hatter of course)
"Let us glaze our rasses to the queer old Dean" (...raise our glasses to the dear old queen. Note: Alternatively, "Let us glaze our arses"; presumably to be a spoonerism the letter r is placed at the beginning of "arses" but when spoken the r's in "our" and "rasses" are nearly indistinguishable, thus producing the alternative, more humorous "glaze our arses.")
"We'll have the hags flung out" (...flags hung out)
"a half-warmed fish" (A half-formed wish)
"Is the bean dizzy?" (Is the Dean busy?)
"Go and shake a tower" (Go and take a shower)
"a well-boiled icicle" (A well-oiled bicycle)
"I've lost my signifying glass". (Later): "Oh, well, it doesn't magnify." WRONG
"This vast display of cattleships and bruisers". (This vast display of battleships and cruisers)
"Such Bulgarians should be vanished...". (Such vulgarians should be banished)
"He was killed by a blushing crow". (He was killed by a crushing blow)
"The sale of two titties". (The tale of two cities)
