Henry Lawson and PIO, page-9

The Next 5 years at PIO will be Amazing!

I consulted my clairvoyant and she gave some great predictions. Remember you heard it here.

Dec 2016, PIO is 29 cents due to demand for Gold, Cobalt, Zinc, Vanadium, Nickel, Tantalum and Cosmic Dust.

Dec 2017, at $1.27, PIO discovers the world’s greatest resource of the rarest element, Unobtanium (Uo). It is needed for 8G batteries made by Telstra—the smallest and the best.

Dec 2018, at $6.93 PIO shoots into the top 100 companies and every broker has a report on PIO. All the AFL teams are sponsored by PIO, a great gesture of equal opportunity.

Dec 2019, PIO is $27.19 a huge rise compared to its competitor, the one whose name I dare not speak, at $0.12 due to a worldwide glut of Li, super-heatwaves and machinery breakdowns. Their workers want a slab of beer a day that costs $100 due to a lack of water in breweries.

Dec 2019, at $51.20 PIO buys out that same unnamed and floundering company at .076. Their shareholders are ecstatic, being a 100% premium on their price of .038.

Dec 2020, at $92.15, PIO marks out tenements on the Moon, Mars and Uranus. Everyone in the solar system wants some PIO, but all the shares except 100 are held by Pall-Inc.

Dec 2021, PIO is $511.20, due to a Chinese offtake agreement for Spuds grown in Antarctica. No one cares about mining anymore, they just want to eat something.

My clairvoyant is never wrong-- and she grows colourful fungi in her garden!