Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%?
If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
then
HARDWORK
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
KNOWLEDGE
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
but
ATTITUDE
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And
BULLSHIT
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top!
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