two Irish men are broke before payday having lost all on pool hustling the night before, Paddy says to Mick " how much have you got in your Pockets IM thirsty? "
"Sorry Paddy only a dollar left from the pool table last night" says Mick
" That's good enough, Were going to the Butchers first then off to the PUB to get some drinks" says Paddy.
At the butchers Paddy buys 1 sausage and stuffs it in his pants, Listen Mick " when the barman asks for money I want you to bite the sausage OK you got that ?" " Yes " says Mick ???
They go to the PUB and start ordering several drinks until the Barman finally says to Pay up and Paddy winks at Mick and says " bite the sausage Mick " Which he does and the Barman says " GET outa here , this is not a Gay bar !!!"
Anyway the two very drunk Irish men Do over several Bars with the same trick and after a skinful and a fair suck of the sausage they are staggering home, MICK says" I don't feel to good I think I drank too much.."
Paddy says " How do you think I feel ? I lost the sausage at the first Pub "....
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