Imminent existential crisis, page-25

Now we know why the results have not yet been released....ARD's cornerstone investor has not yet made his visit to the site and the focus of ARD has been on concentrated on preparations for his arrival. Feverish work is going into making the best impression possible, there has recently been a redoubling of efforts....anything and everything is being done to avoid any evident displeasure at any perceived lack of progress. I believe a leather-bound report containing the much-awaited results will be presented to the esteemed visitor at a special ceremony.