Day Trading 22 Sept Pre Market, page-9

A spokesperson for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie  has cited an internal conflict over the couples
nickname 'Brangelina' as the reason for their demise. 'Angelina is a strong and powerful modern
woman who feels she is most peoples and animals very reason for living and decided she could
no longer accept second billing in the headline couples act.'
It is thought the couple  had recently tried counselling sessions but in the end the stumbling block
was Pitts unwillingness to become known as the couple 'Anad'.
Pitt has had similar issues in the past and the  relationship he ended with Jennifer Anniston
to begin  Brangelina was said to have foundered because of the same  unwillingness to be known
as the couple 'Jed', thus ruling out any hope for Jens fans of  a refanning of flames  in that direction
It is thought that Jolie will now  branch out and  adopt a bisexual chimpanzee who's family
has been eaten as roadkill in some wartorn country in Africa and selling the  movie and photo rights to
her apemanitarian act will no doubt spark a bidding frenzy.
Pitt on the other hand is said to be carefully considering his next move. Close friends say
he feels the whole thing is a very serious business and has so far rejected advances from
Miley Cyrus and Mila Kunis on the grounds of not wanting to be known as 'Mibra'.

Did someone say something about interest rates?