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Breaking News
Well known Lithium and Cobalt Geologists discovered in previously unknown volcanic tube.
NIU diamond bit breaks in to volcanic tube cavern

Drilling at Edie Creek has resulted in an amazing discovery.

After losing drill bit pressure on the final diamond hole, the rods were pulled, and a cross section camera fitted with a microphone, was sent down hole to investigate the possible cause.

Upon hearing muffled cries for help, NIU personnel realised that, not only had they discovered a volcanic tube, it appeared to have several people inside it.

Specialised ground engaging equipment has been choppered in, and an entrance to the volcanic tube, has been opened, revealing the geologists, and approximately 50KG’s of high grade samples of several minerals.

Edie Creek staff, after recovering from the initial shock of the discovering the Geologists, proceeded to render medical assistance, as one geo’s shoulder had been grazed by the diamond bit breaking through into the cavern.

The uninjured Geologists, who were on a combined spelunking and base jumping holiday, then showed management what they had discovered, and how they had entered the tube from another entry point.


“Management are pleased to release the following statement”

We offer apologies to all share holders for the late drill results. We thought it prudent to hold back these results, until investigations of this discovery were fully quantified.

All mineral discovered are within lease boundaries.

Visible combined and layered veins of large flake graphite, spodeume and Cobalt, running for hundreds of metres, are in a large volcanic tube, and readily available for immediate extraction and processing.


Moving Forward

As the market has an obvious disregard for our pending “Gold and Tin JORC’s”, and instead has chosen to pour funds into companies that may never produce anything of value, we will be discarding all Gold production, and immediately modifying all equipment to process the new mineral stream.

We feel that this new direction will immediately boost the stock price to unheard of highs.


Kind Regards
Management