A leopard doesn't change it's spots.....he'll be texting when he's 80.........something like this I imagine...
"Gerty...Shano ere...I have the HOTS 4U I 8nt kidding....coming over 2 my ward 2nite doll...i'm lining up a 3some with Deloris..I've paid the orderly 2 wheel u over @ 7.30 for some hot 6 - c u then"
