fat prophets article on bmo , page-5

didn't you read ?

The word was 'if' !

And if he died before and came back to life he would have no need for money, if he returned as a God, however if he came back as a sheep he would have been eaten, but, then again, if he came back again, as a cow he would not have been eaten, if he was placed in the rght country or if he came back as an bird or maybe a duck, he could have dropped a white bomb or two, on the herd of if people, however this would only be the case if all the ifs were collected and placed in the if zoo, which contained if loveing creatures. But then again, if it was open season on the if ducks and if the hunter was a good shot and if the gun was loaded.
Yes, if can or could cause you a lot of trouble, if your a dreamer.

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