happy hudna! yak, you'll like this one
Moish and Yankel were walking past a church when they spotted a sign that said "Convert now and we'll give you $100."
Moish said, "I can really use the money." Yankel said, "Are you crazy? You're going to convert for money?"
Moish said, "It doesn't mean anything. They sprinkle some water and call you a goy. It's a big joke. But that $100, now that's serious money." In he goes.