RATS! Police in Caboolture, Qld, Australia, are upset that their station is infested with rats. Besides having to deal with them running underfoot, the rodents have broken into the station's storage area and are eating evidence from cases, such as "green leafy material nurtured by druggies," says Police Union general secretary Phil Hocken. That causes the rats to run around with "their eyes wide open, running frantically for no reason at all." Hocken says the officers "shouldn't have to work in those conditions. Not in 2003." (Queensland Sunday Mail) ...The rats don't know it's 2003. Especially now.