hotcopper what improvement

i am going to complain,here is my list
1. no perculator
2.no titties across the screen
3.no kill button,should have for mor ons we all wanna kill,castawaty money machine,so forth
3.no sports channel in the corner
4.every share should be running across the button of the screen,with an automatic movement sensor.................these are only small things i ask,fair suck of the sav