the monster is left handed

I saw a monster tonight on the TV and its LEFT HANDED!

The monster explained how all reasonable men & women ought to understand the real world is always and inevitably only hindered by government-beaurocracy.

While the real world is full of sincere men who's only purpose is to get on with business and that implies they are the goodies. And to hell with government.

And if it was not for the likes of the Brian Burkes of the Terrace, the real and only true heros of the West, mining in Westralia would degenerate under the weight of superfluous considerations of the meaningless minions. And only the innocent, the investors will pay the price of mining grinding to a complete stop.

I say, never trust a man with a double chin giving you financial advice. Left or right handed.