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    Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" by James Cameron & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.

    One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

    His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

    Titanic:..... cost - $29.99
    Clinton :..... cost - $29.99

    Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
    Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read

    Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
    Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

    Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
    Clinton :..... Bill is a bulls**t artist.

    Titanic:... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
    Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill .

    Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
    Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.

    Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
    Clinton :..... Let's not go there.

    Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
    Clinton :. Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

    Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
    Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

    Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
    Clinton :..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

    Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
    Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.
 
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