Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" by James Cameron & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:..... cost - $29.99 Clinton :..... cost - $29.99
Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist. Clinton :..... Bill is a bulls**t artist.
Titanic:... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill .
Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton :..... Let's not go there.
Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewellery. Clinton :. Monica' s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton :..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.
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