Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in the UK to watch the All Blacks and was not
feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor.
"Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu.
The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had
long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the only cure was
testicular removal.
"No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion ey!"
The second pommy doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him
that testicular removal was the only cure.
Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment.
Wiremu was devastated, but with only hours to go before the All Blacks
opening game he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided
to get one last opinion from someone he could trust.
The Kiwi doctor examined him and said "Wiremu, you huv prostate suckness
ey".
"What's the cure thin doc ey?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer.
"Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut off your
balls."
"Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu, "those pommy bastards wanted to
take my test tickets off me!"
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