PS - any truth you were offered a spot on the biggest loser but the producer decided contestants must have a personality? Tough break, they might have got you off your ar*e you slug. KFC for breakfast is only going to set you back so take that coke out of you hands (yes I said coke...) and go for a walk. I'd say run but that may cause an earthquake that you will no doubt use to downramp rrsda you flog.
