My family, being part Aboriginal, claim a history in Australia of at least 40,000 years, so I guess we must be on a different planet to your Jewish one snooker if yours is only 5,000 years old.
It is ridiculous beliefs like that which have turned most religions into laughing stocks these days. Even Islam's days are numbered I think as its remaining devout supporters are killing themselves off lol.
If religion had it's way we would still be living on a flat Earth ROFL.