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And Now for the Properties of "COKE."

1. In many states the highway patrol carries 2 gallons of Coke in the trunk to
remove blood from the highway after a car accident.
2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and the steak will be gone in
two days.
3. To clean a toilet, pour a can of coke into the toilet bowl and let it set for
one hour, then flush clean. The acid in coke removes stained from vitreous
china.
4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers, rub the bumper with a
rumpled-up piece of aluminum foil dipped in coke.
5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals, pour a can of coke over the
terminals to bubble away corrosion.
6. To loosen a rusted bolt, apply a cloth soaked in coke to the rusted bolt for
several minutes.
7. To make a moist ham, empty a can of coke into the baking pan, wrap the
ham in aluminum oil & bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is ready, remove
the foil allowing the drippings to mix with the coke for a sumptuous brown
gravy.
8. To remove grease from clothes, empty a can of Coke into a load of clothes,
add detergent, and wash on the regular cycle.
9. Coke will also clean road haze from your windshield.

For Your Information:
The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its Ph is 2.8. It will dissolve
a nail in about 4 days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is
a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis.
To carry Coke syrup (the concentrate) commercial trucks must use the
hazardous material notices reserved for highly corrosive materials.
The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean the engines of their
trucks for about 20 years.

Now the question is: Would You Like a Glass of Water or Coke?