hold on to your socks, page-2

I agree with ghosty actually.

Forget all the other 'company making' announcements, the next couple will be beauts. I have it on good authority that a certain director, over the weekend, bought out Lucas Lundin ..... yup bought out Lucas Lundin. His assets now include all the dud mines around the globe in war torn areas that noner of the majors would touch, a rusty old Hilman Hunter, a set of Gary Player golf clubs (recently used in the Puntland Sand green championships), 2 gross of condoms (for YOUR pleasure!) and a subscription to "Scientologists Nude weekly".

After this director has driven his car to Puntland Golf Course and had a round of golf, he will settle down to a bit of light reading in the lounge ..... then watch out laaaaaaaadies! ..... for YOUR pleasure!