Yo bro bro,
I done bin sneeking out ob de "Crash Corse In De English" to tell yo bro dat de price of de Jamaica Numba 1 (Spejial price fo de Molpoo membars who done be holding deir heds an deir tails at de same time) be $1509.50 fo de haf kilogram (pleas de cash olny). Wat yo tinking, yo can afford dis now wif de price goin uppity up. How yo likin my English after de two seemsesters?