I would like to share her latest sorry-ass statement with you, spiced up, of course, with a little bit of my commentary found in parenthesis:
"After reading (doubtful) the media’s coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need (her lawyer feels the need, he’s the one who wrote this) to correct what I believe are misperceptions (too big of a word for a GED heiress) about me. I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is (not true, or she wouldn’t have done it [for the 2nd time!] in the first place). I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving impaired (yes you could, you narcissistic, self-righteous, condescending wh0re-bag). Clearly, no one should (but it’s okay if I do) — no matter how slightly (even though slightly, or under .10/.08, isn’t illegal).
I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation (kicking and screaming like the little spoiled b.itch that you have been raised to be).
No one is above the law (except Paris, but her lawyer wrote this). I surely am not (but you think that you are). I do not expect (you expect everything) to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation (yes you do, and you are by being placed in the "special needs housing unit). However, my hope (there’s no hope for you) is that I will not be treated worse (don’t worry, not a chance in hell of that)."
Such bullsh.t. Even if she did have a hand in writing this statement, and if any word of it was true, she wouldn’t be in this predicament in the first place. She says, "I’m not above the law," but I am hearing, "but uhmm…yea…I was still driving even though my license was still suspended, and only five days after I was sentenced for my most recent probation violation for a reckless driving DUI." In court on her sentencing day she said, "I am very sorry and from now on I’m going to pay complete attention to everything." Then she went out and drove AGAIN! So now she should be following up with, "And as you see, I paid complete attention to driving on my suspended license and violating my probation again." Unbelievable.
Paris’ mom, Kathy, was speaking out to TV celebrity Barbara Walters the other day. As if we didn’t already know what a loser she is simply from the likes of her daughter, Kathy made comments regarding how other youngsters can learn from Paris’ unfair treatment, and that her jail term was "horrendous." Okay, so mom is not only inept as a parent, she is also a drama queen. First of all mom, a twenty-three day jail term for probation violation isn’t "horrendous." Life in prison without the possibility of parole — now that would be horrendous for any parent to face, but there would also be a valid verdict that would constitute that sentence as well. However Kathy, what is horrendous is the job that you did raising Paris.
Here’s another quote from mom: "We can only hope that something positive will come from this. Hopefully, young people who look up to people like Paris will learn from this." And just to make things clear, mom didn’t mean "learn form Paris’ mistakes, and the consequences of her actions." Mom was referring to learning about our country’s unfair and skewed criminal justice system. But what more can we expect from mom — she had to remove the silver spoon from her mouth simply to spew her vile rhetoric.
