Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
>HUGE black guy standing next to him.
> The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: "7
> feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner
> Brown."
> The white man faints and falls to the floor.
> The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
> The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
> In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
> The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
> you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7
>feet
> tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles
>weighs 3
> pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."
>
>The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
>"Turn around."
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