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(good afternoon range resources can I help you)

yes...my name is mr bloodhound and I am from the asx surveillence unit and I would like to talk to someone about consort......

(gulp....consort......ahhh.....consort......gulp....I am sorry sir but there is no one here called consort I think you may have the wrong number.....there is a massage parlour nearby maybe they can help you?)....

oh I think you know who I am talking about....can I speak to your company director Mr Landau please?......

(puting you through)......(peter there is a mr bloodhound from the asx on the line for you ....its about consort....you know ....consort....)

(yes hello bloodhound...what can i do for you?)

mr landau I am calling regarding consort....the company you have paid ten million u.s bucks to for the 100% rights of the mineral and oil in puntland which you have announced to your shareholders but nothing has happened since?....can you explain what is going on?

(consort?.....consort?......but I don't know who consort are?.... and I don't want to know who they are?...so i can't help you.......i dunno....beats me?)

mr landau you are telling me that you have done a deal with someone you do not know?

(yep....spot on...right on the mark....bang on......hit the nail on the head......right on brother....)

mr landau....i am warning you you are disobeying the disclosure laws of this country by not telling your shareholders who consort are and completing the deal in a timely manner after so long......

(laws?......nah they are only guidlines....we have told our shareholders enough.....this is range resources bloohound....this is the way we operate in puntland....you know...wank wank money's in the bank......wink wink say no more!)......

mr landau on this discussion i have had i will have to recommend that this is investigated further......we will get back to you....goodbye for now.....

(yeh yeh no worries bloohound .......see ya round like a donut).......

clunk...

(phew.......gives me some more stalling time now.....they'll never find me while iam o/s....best thing is I don't even live here anymore......haha .....ha ha ...ha).....