Welcome aboard this mornings flight AIMHI 727. We will be tracking South for a short time this morning due to an unfavourable Dow Cloud once again. I would expect that there will be some very sweaty palms and brows amongst the new air travellers and some may be prediposed to hurl their dinner into the appropriate brown paper bags provided. However the long term seasoned passengers will sit back relax and observe the conditions as an opportunity to once again top up on flying points. We will be taking off around 10.00 am and Cabin Officer Mae West will be around shortly titillate you all after we have finished our briefing or should I say debriefing. As usual on my flights free booze is provided so help yourself at the bar and keep your hands off my flight attendants April, Mae and June. They belong to ME! Flight attendants please cross check all doors, knickers and prepare for takeoff. Passengers fasten seat belts and ensure all joints are distinguished for our departure.
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(20min delay)