Vote Yes for your Future, page-26

Dude, the last semblance of reason has checked out of this debate. You're dealing with alpha males and their wannabes from here on in, remembering that the term applies to pack animals and primate families. The footy is on and the irony of homophobes watching muscle dudes banging up against each other cracks me up. The conspiracy theorist kamikaze squads are coming out now and overlooking the fact that Abbott is struggling to find an audince and has shown he's prepared to throw off the gloves to keep himself in the public eye and mind, which is why this is even being debated, except maybe also to distract from Abbott's mate George Pell being tried for sex crimes. Abbott could lose his seat at the next election, a shot in the head which even Rudd didn't manage to inflict on himself, so a post-political career in shock radio or a place in the Vatican could be his consolation. He scotched his chance with the royals, who were not amused (except Prince Phil).

NO focus groups are all out of ideas and even their social media influencers are getting over it. Church leaders are being rebuffed by their own ministers for piping out almost word-for-word facsimiles about societal destruction and religious freedom, taken from said focus groups, and pointed out that they are not only ignoring basic tenets of Australian law but are out of line for telling their congregations how to vote. Being told by underlings what is and isn't their role as religious organisations.

Look at what you're trying to reason with:

"What like everybody else that knows you and people who read your posts on HC?"

- not exactly an intellectual powerhouse, there.

"..if you know any 5 year olds get them to read your posts...quit now to save any further embarrassment"

-See wot he done there? You'd better listen to him; he says you're embarrassing yourself..

"This post proves the YES voters are insane. So better vote NO"

-Yeah, man, it's got science in it, innit?

Now some jive tukey can come back with: "well, I was thinking of voting YES but now you've been all disrespectful and all, I'm going to vote NO. So there", one of the earlier plays from the focus groups.

Let's just get this sh1t over with.